Prolapsed Cologne

chaostosurreal.bsky.social

16 October 2026 01:02

The 40ish couple next to me rarely socialize. I noticed the husband has taken up guitar and jogging suddenly and I’m wondering how to tell the wife he’s cheating…..🤓🥳🤣

On This Day in Simpsons History

dailysimpsons.bsky.social

16 October 2026 01:01

31 years ago today, Lisa Simpson was told she “won’t win friends with salad.” #TheSimpsons episode “Lisa the Vegetarian” first aired October 15, 1995.

Jon Cooper

joncooper-us.bsky.social

16 October 2026 00:57

White House press secretary Katie Zacharia finally admitted today that she never passed the bar, although she's called herself a lawyer and Trump has referred to her as an attorney.

Jerry Chen

jcsalterego.bsky.social

16 October 2026 00:57

ever since i was awake i've always wanted to go back to sleep

Roy&Tanya

royandtanyaorganic.bsky.social

16 October 2026 00:54

#allotment Pears 🌱 going through the ankarsrum pear puree maker thingy. Pears in, Pear puree out of the middle and Pear sausage stuffing out of the end. Gonna need a lot of toilet paper 😂