Rubber dolphin girlfriend who makes you wear your neoprene wetsuit under your clothes. At first just for special occasions, Then for everyday outings, Then every day, Then while you sleep, Gradually getting you more attached, until just the idea of taking it off is deeply uncomfortable to you.

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i need you carnally

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100% fox lung power. I think this is the largest toy I’ve ever successfully inflated my mouth. :3

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Drone suit with no eyes!

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Man on the Rocks is a great album, but Nuclear is just that much of a standout.

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