I think it would be completely reasonable to dock them 5 points per banana

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His co-defendant, a Mr S. Doo, entered a plea of “Ruh-roh!”

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I think my favourite thing about #CelebrityTraitors is that James Blunt looks like your auntie Pauline, who lives with her “friend” Sue.

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UAE officials have warned the UK that a severe punishment for Man City could hurt future Emirati investment in Britain, Bloomberg reports. This is the perfect argument for keeping foreign money out of football.

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Elvis was a hero to most But he never meant shit to me To you To me To you

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