fvckyou.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 01 August 2023
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@fvckyou.bsky.socialME: in closing, all of the facts I've presented today prove that Bush did 911 PRIEST: and now the bride will read the vows she has written
Show PostImagine Dragons. No smaller. Imagine Lizards
Show PostLawyer: your honor I would like to request a quick recess Judge: I'll allow it Lawyer: *running outside* DIBS ON THE MONKEY BARS!
Show Post[wife gets home & sees shit on the rug] What's this? "It was Benji he was..." *dog makes throat slice gesture* "It was me. I shit on the rug"
Show PostR Kelley just hanging at the beach waiting for someone to get stung by a jellyfish
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