Recently had a plumber come to the house to fix something. This guy was really chatty, and as he worked he was telling me a lot of stories about his job and the weirdest houses he's visited. At one point, deadly serious, he said more people get stuck in washing machines than you'd expect.

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In the age of Private Equity it is the aim of an increasing number of businesses to cease offering their main good or service in order to magically make money by producing only layoffs and debt. Weirdly, in a very narrow sense, it *is* working.

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I’m sure the old-timey butcher thing makes sense in context, but given I’m just a random townsperson getting murdered to establish your menace I find it kind of baffling. The cleaver is scary, sure, but when you sliced me you yelled “Now serving number die!” and that felt forced. Maybe work on that

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you can double jump again after touching a solid surface because flat is full of jump juice

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If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.

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