Jack Metzler (cleaned up)

Jack Metzler (cleaned up)

scotusplaces.bsky.social

"Making statements with undertones of superior legal thinking." Reporter of Decisions, Court of History. Judicial review is a thing.™ Good behavior lol

👤 Joined on 22 June 2023

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There IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LAWYER AND AN ATTORNEY IN THE UNITED STATES. To call yourself either is to hold yourself out as a licensed member of the bar and is not allowed unless you've passed at least one bar.

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Jake Berg
14 October 2026 23:57

No, I’m not calling it ”Super intelligence,” that’s fucking dumb

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Every time a lawyer inappropriately capitalizes a word like "complaint," "motion" or "brief," an angel loses its wings. Please think about the poor angels.

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dan mentos
12 October 2026 04:00

BOB THE BEER DROPPER: I make the worst decisions ME: hold my beer

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