okay but what if i got a 'this toy belongs to ...........' tattooed onto my upper thigh and when you come over to fuck me i let you write your name in body safe marker and then be your slutty lil fucktoy until it wears off?

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on this point, discworld and the large man cinematic universe disagree random mooks absolutely love picking a fight with jack reacher

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Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards! 'People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else.”'

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cowgirl so you can take what you need from me, so you can choke me and use me and make me behave, and when your legs give out and you’ve ridden me as much as you can, then I can grab those pretty hips and bounce you on it myself

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"I'm not in this to be pen pals", and 3 other reasons I will swipe left on your #dating profile. You can’t connect with someone by bypassing the means of connection. NEW blog. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/4-reaso...

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