Your favorite thing is down because DynamoDB at Amazon's AWS US-EAST-1 Regionwoke up with Main Character Syndrome. This is the default /legacy backbone for a ton of things. Including Amazon's own stuff. Massive outages. Here's what's going on & what we know 1/

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Considering starting a rumour that Prince Andrew had AWS taken down to knock the news about him off the front pages.

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But tell me again why you <have> to use AWS because you can only get security with planetary (oligopoly) scale

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Have hobbies that you can still do if us-east-1 is down. You gotta wonder if anyone has bothered correlating bottish behaviour on social media with AWS outages. Is there a lull of weirdly aggressive bluesky replies, etc

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Bullet casings collected from the scene were engraved with the words "has enough time passed now that we can collectively admit that the Barbie movie wasn't that amazing"

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