(walking in on my wife in bed with another man) This raises serious questions about our marriage

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"I have tweets older than you" would be a devastating burn to some impudent youth but also simultaneously to yourself of course

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Trump: "Where's Marco?" (Marco is sitting literally right next to him!)

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ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

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Kapalı içerik

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