3rd time tonight I've had to roll down my car window in a parking lot and tell a cop it's not illegal to torch a crème brûlée

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(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin) Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind

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boss after hearing my presentation: was any of that fact-based? Me: all those facts were extremely based. Several of them are goated

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Now this is a crazy ass white boy (complimentary)!!

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