Je fais l'expert historien et teste un jeu vidéo en développement, jeu narratif entre Marseille et l'Orient des croisades à la fin du XIIe siècle. (Le jeu est top) Le créateur m'a demandé d'être "le plus précis et même pénible possible sur le réalisme historique" Moi :

Show Post

WARREN: Dr Robotnik! I blew up his stupid little dick robot! I killed that fat fucker! GORDON: Warren! Talk quieter! WARREN: I murdered him! I smote his fucking ruin! GORDON: Good. That's great, man.

Show Post

WARREN: Anxiety poo is a thing that I do. It's why I don't go to music festivals.

Show Post

HESTER: I brought the tortoise down. Thought she could visit Gordon. He is her dad after all.

Show Post

AUBREY: The plural of toothbrush is now toothbreesh. Don't look at me like that, I don't make the rules.

Show Post