Machine Planet

Machine Planet

machineplanet.bsky.social

I love it when the fanbois tell us we're just envious. Yeah, Pablo Escobar owned a lot of houses and shit too.

👤 Joined on 26 June 2023

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And a bunch of white liberals are happy to look the other way and allow that to happen as long as their lives do not become too uncomfortable.

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jamelle
13 September 2026 19:17

"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!"

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Roxy
13 September 2026 19:03

Oh come on! Failing to vote at all is just as bad as voting for a Republican. One would think people would have learned the harsh lesson of this during the 2024 election! There is too much at stake to do a protest vote!

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its circulating that Costco is limiting motor oil to 2-per-customer/week. but that's a 5-quart 2-pack, so 10 quarts weekly. unless you're Hertz, most households don't need to worry. prices keep climbing as base oils from Middle East refiners stay constrained.

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Ben Collins
13 September 2026 14:55

The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.

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