I think the detail people miss is that the original context is about stopping your wife from shagging other men. "I know the plan my friends will tell me to take: bolt her in, restrain her! But who will watch the watchmen themselves? They keep quiet of her secrets, and take her as payment."

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What about getting caught in the rain?

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I love a good piña colada but I am *aware* that makes me a basic bitch

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Said this to a friend earlier, but the most upsetting detail might be that the implication is that his cocktail ranking goes: 1) Pina Colada 2) Negroni 3) Margarita A ranking with no coherence in taste, flavour profile, or spirit...

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Do you ever think about how the 'diarrhea' guy from the Pepto Bismal ad, spent four years at RADA

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