szymach.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 15 January 2025
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@szymach.bsky.social[if wokeness returns] Math professor: Odd numbers are girls. Even numbers are boys Conservative student: That's not true, according to the bible Prof: You are under arrest for life Is this the future we want?
Show PostI tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
Show PostCórka się nas nasłuchała i za każdym razem jak wstaje z podłogi, to mówi „O Jezu".
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