johnthecraptist.bsky.social
Writer/Editor/Video Content Creator who’s gay and tired and always in need of a haircut. https://linktr.ee/johnthecraptist
👤 Joined on 24 July 2023
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@johnthecraptist.bsky.socialsaying "hell yeah brother" to my boyfriend as he nuts inside of me
Show Postlol they really done fucked it huh?
Show PostSorry i was late to the bbq i was rendering aid to a victim of domestic violence* *i fell down 2 (?) spiral staircases into a big hotel fish tank when a sex worker made fun of my penis for having 4 distinct skin tones & a toenail on the end of it. 9/11 as well
Show PostIt’s not just a Bluesky thing, in case you were wondering.
Show Postmy wife just got back from her book club of mostly offline people and i can report that the rumor has broken containment
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