*David Attenborough documentary voice*: And here we see the hog in his natural habitat: stuffed to bursting, sprawled out on the sofa and lightly stoned. Low light, low stimulation -- relaxed, at ease. The hog belches; a call for more food, and a signal to nearby feeders. He awaits belly rubs.

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Hot takes on the cool-down: You’re all lying to yourselves about frozen grapes. They’re too cold and, no matter the variety, the flavor just gets lost. Just chew on ice. Leave the grapes alone. Stop encouraging people to freeze (ruin) their deliciously juicy grapes. 🍇🙅🏻‍♂️🧊

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In need of belly rubs…

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Lick it, smell it, poke it, slap it, fuck it.

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I ain’t know I had all this asss

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