Rodger Sherman

rodger.bsky.social

27 August 2025 00:33

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

my plug says he loves me

chudwina.bsky.social

11 August 2025 03:41

rips your cock clean off on the first yank

UncleofJamiroquai

jessefarrar.com

10 August 2025 18:40

I don't really like Panera Bread that much. Maybe if they came out with a drink that could instantly kill you, and an unlimited drink pass that included the killer drink, which you could get self-served on tap any time of day. But right now? It's just not that good to me

Sridhar Ramesh

radishharmers.bsky.social

10 August 2025 18:36

I refuse to read anything with bullet points. That's a slop indicator even stronger than the em dash, whether machine or human generated.

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chudwina.bsky.social

04 August 2025 02:54

i had to have a few orgasms by my lonely