very funny to introduce the SNL viewing audience to katseye hootie frutti. it’s the modern equivalent of giving a victorian child a dorito

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i’ll never forget going to see The People’s Joker with my girlfriend and after the movie she turns to me and says “i thought lady gaga was supposed to be in this one”

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skill issue! people don’t realize they can quote or reply to things with “hard agree” or “endorse” or “I wish OP would marry me”

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people should really write more positive and/or thoughtful replies though, given that they also function as a quasi-retweet depending on users’ home feed settings

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order a cocktail invented after 1956 here and they'll never find your body

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