Went to a student party in St Hughes College, Oxford in the mid 1990s. A random petite blonde girl I didn't know invited me to go and "frolic on the lawn". I don't really remember her name or what she looked like, but I am now perpetually worried I may have snogged Liz Truss.

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Me playing my part in the defence of this nation

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Don't have strong opinions on how your dishwasher should be stacked? That's fine, but be aware that your partner does, and is silently judging you for doing it wrong.

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You've defeated the porpoise of your previous post

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Saw a white van at the supermarket with a large UK flag saying "if this flag offends you I'll help you pack". Momentarily thought they meant they'd help at the till to show that some flag shaggers can behave decently. Then realised what the owner really meant and they're a cunt.

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