thekingneptune.bsky.social
Ruler of the seven seas and bikini bottom. Also pretty swag. (PARODY ACCOUNT)
👤 Joined on 05 November 2024
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@thekingneptune.bsky.social"AAAAHHHH! NO! FINE FINE, I'LL CHARGE YOU THE NORMAL PRICE! JUST DON'T FREEZE ME AGAIN LAD!"
Show Post"Yer rich. Ye can pay for it. I WANT YOUR MONEY! GIMME YER MONEY! BUY AN OVERPRICED PATTY!"
Show Post"That'll be t-" Squidward's shellphone starts randomly ringing. hang on I'm getting a call." "Hello? Who is this?... Mr. Krabs, what do you want, you could have just walked out of your office. You want me to.. charge.. how much? Whatever." Squidward hangs up the phone. "That'll be 250.99$."
Show Post@thekingneptune.bsky.social "Welcome to the Krusty Krab, may I take your- KING NEPTUNE?!"
Show Post"Nope uh.. all.. NATURAL! Yep."
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