Dale Bruce

Dale Bruce

iamdb1990.bsky.social

bit of an idiot, mostly harmless

👤 Joined on 20 September 2023

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I've called my baby goat 'Humphrey Bogart', because it has a lopsided head. Ears looking askew, kid.

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Optician...

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When a bloke with a wonky gait alerted us that our passenger boat wouldn't be leaving East Yorkshire today, we should have stayed at home. But my wife was outraged and insisted we come anyway. Hull hath no ferry, like askew man warned.

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Doctor: I'd recommend you take regular exercise to tighten up all the loose skin on your lower leg. Me: A lot of fold, below knee? Doctor: Actually I think you'll find it's very sensible advice.

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I was overcharged for a jelly this morning. It was daylight wobbly.

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