Count Spatula

eatyourdarlings.bsky.social

13 October 2026 19:25

The temperature is falling and it’s time to bring my lemon tree indoors and stick her under a grow lamp for the winter. #GrowerANDashower

Count Spatula

eatyourdarlings.bsky.social

13 October 2026 07:06

Depression beard now gone. Tache will take a while to get to where I want it. Time for a bowl on the balcony.

Count Spatula

eatyourdarlings.bsky.social

29 September 2026 16:40

In the process of going through old pictures I’ve taken and various mementos I’ve collected. Places. Events. Friends. Family. Found family. Men I’ve dated. Men I’ve fucked. Men I’ve loved. A number have since passed. A surprisingly larger number have since become train drivers.

Count Spatula

eatyourdarlings.bsky.social

28 September 2026 20:12

I grew a depression beard. Things are better now. The beard will go. Thank god. It’s terrible.