Ben Collins

bencollins.bsky.social

14 September 2026 00:32

The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.

Marshall Shepherd

drshepherd2013.bsky.social

16 August 2026 16:44

It's NOT unusual for Mauna Kea in #Hawaii to get snow. In fact it happens annually in cold season - see picture below. What's very unusual is it happening in mid-August with a hurricane #hurricanelala ...which happened last night. I explain in the blue. www.forbes.com/sites/marsha...

Blue_Riverrrr

blueriverrrr.bsky.social

06 August 2026 18:41

Oof, what a disaster

Sarah Hörst

planetdr.bsky.social

04 August 2026 00:32

You know…I said I wouldn’t move platforms ever again but I think I’d be willing to go back to MySpace.

David_j_roth

davidjroth.bsky.social

01 August 2026 19:27

Got a good job down at the Data Center. I work on the line, and it's hard work but it's honest and the wage is fair; my family and I are grateful for it. I rivet the word "absolutely" onto the little apologies that chatbots do when they misunderstand a prompt.