Roman thinks that after the #PokemonPresents comes the #RomeyBoogPresents in which a Romey boog (aka him) is given presents.

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Lego has been anxious all night so he camped outside my bedroom door while I brushed my teeth so he could be first in my room and has politely asked if he can bunk with me.

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This came up when I went to access the save file menu

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I can't reply to my repost of this for some reason, but this is legit part of why I was so bummed when Twitter went to shit. I literally used that mf as a diary. All the weird shit that happened to me is DOCUMENTED there.

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There's four cupholders in my car. The unopened can of Mother I just put in here now. The other three are ALL open and have at least some in there. Why am I like this?

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