derek guy

dieworkwear.bsky.social

13 November 2025 12:53

seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email

captain bleach

blainecapatch.bsky.social

16 August 2025 13:42

honey, are you okay? you’ve hardly touched my penis

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outlawvern.bsky.social

16 August 2025 13:42

I made a (in my opinion very successful) pasta primavera dinner and my wife thought I might be doing it for the anniversary of my mom's death, but I had forgotten. Sometimes things just work out that way. Miss you, Mom.

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outlawvern.bsky.social

16 August 2025 13:39

(Yes I loved it as a kid but as an adult it feels like chaperoning a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese.)

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