I know a lot of shit is bad right now but my boobs are so perfect I just reflexively said "oh my gosh" when I grabbed them so there's still a lot to live for

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Newspapers don’t have to keep saying that they get more traffic from Bluesky than Threads, everyone on Threads is a mascot for a cereal company or doesn’t know how to operate a computer

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washed some collard greens and now letting them dry before i cut them in a chiffonade

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going absolutely apeshitt in my lords wheat fields

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I'm imposing a sweeping tariff on anyone who doesn't follow me.

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