He’s trying to do his stupid “He was a happy guy because his wife died” bit but his brain is so addled he can’t remember how it goes

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ARAGORN: you have my sword LEGOLAS: and you have my bow GIMLI: and my axe SOME MARRIED GUY: (sliding into DMs) and my dick

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If you ever catch me winking at you and you’re not a beautiful woman, it’s likely you’re on my left and I’m just trying to look in that direction without the visual noise of broken stereo vision.

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“It was created using generative AI”

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I think we need to consider the possibility he’s made a huge Polymarket bet on Acton winning the election and is actively trying to throw it

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