ashurbonerpal.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 24 August 2025
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@ashurbonerpal.bsky.socialalright there are two more archetypes of post I forgot about sorry
Show PostImagine you call in Trump to campaign as a last ditch effort and he tells everybody you’re going to lose and starts talking about hot men’s asses instead
Show PostWait wait, forgot one of my favorites: The Jawa in the original Star Wars movies are speaking Xhosa, a South African language. It's chopped up, pitch-shifted, and nonsensical, but translatable. "Uhutini!" means "What are you saying?"
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