Wangle-BOO-ry

wangleberry.bsky.social

19 October 2026 13:33

...and yes, even you. Again, if being a dick to yourself were ever going to work, it would have done so by now.

Carrion Sam

carrionsam.bsky.social

19 October 2026 13:31

Credit card company; "Oh, you're ordering soap/shampoo/conditioner like every other months? Curious. To confirm it's you, we sent you an email with a security code. You got it? Correct! Nice. Transaction refused either way. Card frozen. Too dangerous. Nope. Not trustworthy. Go away. Call us."

Kris Wernowsky

kriswernowsky.com

19 October 2026 13:31

There are two types of people at grocery stores. First: People riddled with anxiety that they might bump into others or somehow impede other people’s shopping experience. Second: LEEROY JENKINS.

Brendel

brendelbored.bsky.social

19 October 2026 13:14

I am glad they have one that describes a mental breakdown because the more of these I read the more I might need options

I Love Animals

petsanimals.bsky.social

19 October 2026 00:30

"This is Meatball. He’s home for the very first time, with a human of his very own." 💗