profjbones.bsky.social
Spooky $h!t. Self Deprecating Humor Drier Than a Camel's Ass. Occasional Gentleman.
👤 Joined on 25 January 2025
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@profjbones.bsky.socialPandemic really fucked things up for night owls. B&N used to be open til 11, Wal Mart and supermarkets open 24 hours. There’s no place for insomniac weirdos to hang anymore except Wawa. In related news, my sober addict self just got way too excited for 11pm coffee 😈
Show PostIf you consider yourself a Halloween enthusiast and you're not deeply familiar with the works of Ray Bradbury, you're a poser. Call it Gatekeeping all you want, but posers need to be called tf out. 🎃🧙♀️💀
Show PostFriday you say? I say what an excellent day for an exorcism
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