mr. kendal mintcake

mintcaketime.bsky.social

12 August 2026 02:01

inside you are three wolves

Crowsa Luxemburg

quendergeer.bsky.social

10 August 2026 16:41

SORTING HAT: Chinese. Chinese House again! DUMBLEDORE: we're really sorry about this, he was made in the 1930s. Please don't cancel your tuition fee

James Hell Brooks

kleinman.bsky.social

10 August 2026 16:36

PETE HEGSETH: Napoleon, how do we defeat Iran? AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines? You have vaccines? PETE HEGSETH: Yes but they're woke and gay AI NAPOLEON: Send me typhus vaccine PETE HEGESTH: No, I need your help with Iran, we're running low on artillery AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines then Iran

cait (and adonis)

cait.bsky.social

10 August 2026 16:35

I think they should dig him up and kill him again

lauren

lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

10 August 2026 16:29

thinking about what one trillion dollars of investment in clean energy would look like and getting so mad i need to lie down with the lights off