Uncle Duke

uncleduke1969.bsky.social

14 May 2025 03:07

“Where do you think you’re going?” “Band practice, I told you.” “Is your homework done?” “Yes, DAD.” “Be home by 6 for dinner.” “But-“ “No buts, Mom’s making your favorite.”

Fruit and Bug Administration

waxwing.bsky.social

14 May 2025 03:06

If we xylem 😏 If we just phloem 😟

TOM

tomwalker.bsky.social

25 April 2025 16:35

JFK wrinkling his nose as he fucks Marilyn Monroe. With every slam of his fat catholic hog she queefs out a burst of thick hot subway air, air that’s been up there since the skirt photo. Room smells like a bad summer in New York. He signals “shoot me in car tomorrow” rather than do this again

Carl Quintanilla

carlquintanilla.bsky.social

03 April 2025 20:55

So good. 🤡 @brendanvduke.bsky.social

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professorgetter.bsky.social

24 March 2025 16:12

i built a whole ding dang asteroid base in elite dangerous