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Gargonoth, the massive porcine demigod of gluttony and greed to whom the village sacrifices seven virgins every fortnight, has once again made redundant one of his female high priests. It's fucking disgusting. As if women aren't just as capable of cleaning up the entrails of innocent youth.

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lately i’ve seen a lot of people complain that their roombas have started wielding swords. “how did it get one? i don’t even own a sword!” i don’t know man, you probably had one you just forgot about. stop being weird and just chill

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Home Depot used to be for followers of Christ <--- new thing i'll be saying for a while

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