The Onion

theonion.com

01 September 2026 05:09

“No matter how much you want to hold back the tide, you can’t escape this obvious fact: The future of editorial writing is Noonan-based.” — Paul Gigot, editorial page editor

Hope🇨🇦

guerillawomaning.bsky.social

01 September 2026 05:07

Let me give you a hand, I'm doing the same thing..Proton seems like a good option for email.... medium.com/@kishankumar...

Laura Lee on Lake ONTARIO 🇨🇦🍁🦫

laura-leez.bsky.social

01 September 2026 05:07

I sent Google a feedback message. “Considering Canada owns 52.6% of Lake ONTARIO, you can only make a change to 47.4% on American maps. So, even on American maps, it should still say Lake ONTARIO on OVER HALF You’re a spineless POS company. I’m deleting everything owned by Google on my devices.”

spooky murwolf the wereduck 〓〓🏳️‍🌈𓅄✊🐺🪄🎡

murduck.bsky.social

23 July 2026 07:50

Just when you think he's maybe ok after his last ABSOLUTELY WRONG TAKE, he does something like his again.

ᚔᚅᚄᚓᚏᚈ ᚄᚉᚐᚏᚍ ᚅᚐᚋᚓ

ciara2001.eurosky.social

23 July 2026 07:50

"We emailed members of our hate group and surprisingly they hate people too"