crushhazard.bsky.social
26 - they/them - ADULTS ONLY alt account for a certain bun/otter. size stuff aplenty.
👤 Joined on 08 September 2026
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@crushhazard.bsky.socialthey’re talking about us on the hard launch podcast
Show PostDeep dish pizza, asian food (thai, vietnamese, himalayan), chinese, highly lauded burger place, highly lauded burger place with a sister bakery next door, ramen, mexican (pick a spot) and that’s not including places I’ve seen videos of like this moroccan spot or pricy argentine steakhouse
Show PostI'm feeling full of joy about getting this gem made by the immensely talented @themrkun.bsky.social. I'm a fan of traditional art and their works are beauty at their finest. Look how my boy looks! I'm going to cherish this one with all my heart. ❤️ Thank you, Mr Kun! You're truly awesome!
Show PostRED ALERT, DIVAS!!! 🚨🚨🚨 A critical exploit has been discovered with my Pretty Huge Pussy that allows for Raucous Coital Engagement from malicious hackers…they r taking me down for a long, thorough, in-depth examination in the meantime….please! be careful out there!!!
Show PostPoor magic broom 🧹 💦 Who’s going to tell him he’s too fat to fly now. The last thing he needs is more candy!?
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