every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

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learned from this that my dialect, which is mostly a ridiculous amalgam of various midwestern and northeastern speech patterns, can be precisely nailed down to a tiny region based on what I call it when a family spends a day selling a bunch of their crap direct to strangers on their front lawn

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you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

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this is the song i will hear on my deathbed

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This footnote is too long and meandering to make the final cut of the piece I'm writing, but I feel so strongly about it that I need to share.

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