Lizzlepants 🐒

lizzlepants.bsky.social

04 July 2026 21:41

I feel like I’ve watched more than enough dateline to be a damn fine detective

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝

sundaedivine.lol

04 July 2026 21:41

God heard Trump is speaking and decided to go Old Testament on him.

The Onion

theonion.com

04 July 2026 21:41

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes

amutepiggy.bsky.social

04 July 2026 21:40

roses are red, cheetahs are faster, surrender yourself to the almighty

John Bull

garius.eurosky.social

04 July 2026 10:26

just cleaned the table, so obviously...