i got hired as a server at applebees. on my first shift i had after training, a manager had a team meeting where he announced he was cutting the size of everyones section so we could make more money. i raised my hand and asked “how would we make more money with less tables” and was immediately fired

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I worked at a Burger King for about a week and quit as soon as I got a groundskeeping job at a golf course. I still remember getting the order of ketchup and onion placement wrong on top of a Whopper and being told to "go back to the broiler until I can learn how to make a sandwich."

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Excited to see which other apps decide to show me Michael Tracey in future. Maybe Magic Arena or calculator

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The YouTube app showed me Michael Tracey. That's fucked up. That's not the app that's meant to show me Michael Tracey

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Even if this were viable as a concept (that there's an afterlife; that it allows conversations with others; that enslavers are going the same place as you), who cares? Oh, are you mad at me, Ben Franklin? Tough shit.

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