this closing monologue is making my spine try to roll itself up like a venetian blind

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"cringe" doesn't begin to cover what I'm feeling right now

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wading through a deeply-embarrassing "exclusive first look" video about the Tesla Roadster, and apparently they think it's going to weigh under 1,700 kilos (~3,700 lbs) but won't quote an actual number anyway, no way that car last night weighed that much lol

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if I were being given exclusive access to Tesla's "flying car" I would simply not preface the video by describing myself as a "motoring journalist"

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the "motoring press" were influencers before there were influencers (derogatory), but they're still out here calling themselves "journalists"

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