Hipster voice: The popular girls invited you to an orgy? And you went? That's embarassing. You're so basic. I only hook up with weird esoteric girls. Ones you've probably never even heard of.

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The people who force us to live in a violent country really thought they wouldn't have to live in a violent country along with us. They thought other people would do the dying for them. When one of them catches one of the strays they put in the air to catch us, what are we supposed to do but shrug.

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Wow I assume he'll be promptly fired and his latest DC comics will all be pulled and pulped!

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Bear cub looking for momma bear 🐻🥹💙

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This reminded me of a poem I wrote for someone very special while we were dating Maybe it'll resonate with some of you and your long-distance relationships

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