One thing that you don't understand is putting sliced Deli ham in a hot pan. That's something you don't fucking understand yet. You don't understand what that means. But you will.

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I am okay, I have spoken to the appropriate emergency services, this is just my Los Angeles christening smashing me on an SUV like a bottle of champagne

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My reaction in the moment was to slam my hand on the hood and go "JESUS" and then get up and go "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FUCKING GOING" New York until I literally die I guess

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I just got hit by a car while crossing the street ! Polling the room: if you rolled a pedestrian up onto your hood and knocked them into the intersection, would you pull over and check if they're okay or would you just kinda drive off? Because what this driver chose might surprise you!

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One day u decide to be a jock and then another day u are sportsperson of the year and then Another day you are assistant secretary to the team

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