A not bad strategy is to just peter out during one of his rambles until the chamber is half empty. When you talk to the press just be like "I got really bored, he was always stupid but tonight he was super boring. Dementia maybe?" He'd be mad. Of course instead they're just kinda sittin' there.

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one thing that would help this app (besides more ppl moving here and not staying on twitter 🤧) is it should show you the posts on your tl between now and last time you logged in bc i don't think it does rn

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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

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everyone shut the FUCK up it’s SNOWING in NEW JERSEY

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she’s an icon, she’s a legend, and she IS the moment

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