The Onion

theonion.com

20 October 2026 17:28

Is Pete Hegseth's Bold Pledge To 'Kill Everyone' By 2028 An Unrealistic Pipe Dream?

Ben Collins

bencollins.bsky.social

20 October 2026 00:37

If you wind up making this guy I'm gonna get everyone to call him Josh instead of Josh's monster.

UncleofJamiroquai

jessefarrar.com

15 October 2026 20:37

I get why they're not live streaming the execution of a guy in a wheelchair, but it does seem like they could just strap him to a piece of wood and stick it in the ground. That way, it looks like hes standing up. I guess he might be harder to hit. But then you could use a rocket launcher or grenade?

Jon Bois

jonbois.bsky.social

15 October 2026 20:33

working on stuff

Steph Noh

stephnoh.bsky.social

08 October 2026 12:36

A lot of places rank players up to 100. I'm doing all 150 starters. Here's how No. 11-150 stack up (top 10 is releasing tomorrow): www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/news/...