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fesshole.bsky.social

15 December 2025 11:16

I despise my partner's entitled, freeloading, workshy, rude, ignorant, and poorly disciplined 18 year old son. In instances where I deem his behaviour to have not been dealt with correctly, I mete out my own summary justice by cleaning my arse with his toothbrush.

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fesshole.bsky.social

24 August 2025 17:59

I love dogs, but when it comes to meal times I deliberately eat all my food so they can't have extras. Especially after they've just been fed. Fuck off you scrounging little bastards

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fesshole.bsky.social

24 August 2025 16:40

Out council funds two hours' respite care for our disabled son each week when he is taken on a local outing. It's the one chance hubby and I have to get jiggy. Your council tax is keeping our sex life alive, thank you.

Adam P Knave

adampknave.com

24 August 2025 16:28

First came Encyclopedia Brown, a good teen detective. Then Wikipedia Brown who was fine. Now meet A.I. Brown who's always wrong & has caused 8 people so far to die. He's never actually solved a case, claims he's solved 40, all involving people who don't exist, committing crimes that didn't happen.

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fesshole.bsky.social

23 August 2025 17:58

On a camping trip in North Yorkshire 1986, me and three teenage friends got the toothbrushes of the miserable family next to us and took photos with them stuck up our arses with the family's camera. I still think about them getting their photos back.