"pls my family is dying we can't afford food" finance guys:

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folks, when i run for Congress i promise there will be scandals aplenty. none of them will involve Nazi tattoos but i suspect at least one paper will report on that time i killed a man dressed as the Green Lantern

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my hardest to justify political line is that i will vote for any candidate who promises to construct insane superweapons. ICBMs aren't good enough. i want my tax dollars to go towards a Thor's Hammer on a perpetual dead man's switch permanently looming over the eastern seaboard.

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Hey quick tip: you’ll have more success communicating with strangers on here if you’re not a weirdly aggressive and offputting little freak that no one likes

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