Not quite 9:30 and am in bed. Result.

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I appreciate my selfies all look the fucking same, but for the last few weeks I’ve felt the fittest/leanest/best I’ve ever looked. Also aware of my rapidly approaching 40s and wishing I’d put this much effort in a decade ago when it would have had twice the impact, but better late than never

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Veiny FCF

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fat cocks shoot big loads 💦 #fcf

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Prices up at the dentist. Check up, 2 X-rays, scale and polish: £116 Not even a sticker saying “I’m a plaque attacker”

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