smptelock.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 19 October 2024
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@smptelock.bsky.socialThe fact that I procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason I still procrastinate.
Show PostWaitress says, "Say when," when grating parmesan cheese. I never say when. The room fills with parmesan. There are no survivors. 😏
Show PostI don’t want to alarm anyone but I’m starting to think people tell lies on the internet.
Show Post*finds just the right show to act as background noise while I play on my phone*
Show PostMy neighbour’s wind chimes sound so much more relaxing now that I’ve set fire to them.
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