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passionpeachy.bsky.social

17 October 2026 03:49

I'm currently the only person with the prototype in the photo and preorders are still open. No other plushies have been made yet! I have no idea what this person is sending you if you purchase from them but it's definitely not my turtle. REAL link is here: makeship.com/products/pum...

shaunt

shaunvids.bsky.social

17 October 2026 03:47

democrats will throw you under the bus and then get mad at you for not being on the bus

Getaway Cat

kduffy.bsky.social

15 October 2026 18:39

"I didn't think the celebrities would steal MY bird," sobbed the woman who voted for the Celebrities Stealing People's Birds Party.

Gianmarco Soresi

gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social

15 October 2026 18:39

Just bc I voted for Kelly Clarkson doesn’t mean I agree with everything she says

Blair Braverman

blairbraverman.bsky.social

15 October 2026 18:39

They didn’t! I’ve never encountered bug bites like that. They were from gnats that kind of embed under your skin; they dripped blood at first, then got much more swollen, and then left bruises that lasted 6 weeks 🫣