sean.seancarpenter.net
CTO at PicassoMD. Rails and iOS development.
👤 Joined on 16 June 2023
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@scarpenter.bsky.social@scarpenter.bsky.social → @seancarpenter.net@seancarpenter.net → @sean.seancarpenter.netI heard there was a secret ooze It turned four turtles into dudes But you don't really care for pizza, do ya? They fought like this, Two swords, a stick A couple sai Some nunchuck tricks Those Ninja boys-a callin Cowabunga
Show PostI would absolutely kick you out of bed for eating crackers, are you fucking kidding? Nibbling on dry goods under my sheets like a rodent?? Shambolic. Christ. What’s next? Spaghetti in the goddamn shower? No, no. There will be no sex here tonight, I’m afraid. I trust you’ll find your own way home. 😡
Show PostMy co-workers hate it when I call them my co-workers "We're your kids," they shriek in a tone that is, frankly, unprofessional
Show PostCat just threw up some gang signs wtf
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