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fesshole.bsky.social

10 October 2026 22:27

I am a funeral director with twenty years of experience. When I am transporting or preparing the bodies of the deceased, I talk to them as if they were alive to let them know what's happening.

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10 October 2026 22:24

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fesshole.bsky.social

10 October 2026 22:21

I had a fess published a few years ago about how I couldn't connect with my lifelong pals cos all they wanted to do was booze and take coke. I told them how I felt, turned out they thought the same and now we climb Munro's on Sundays. Lads, talk to your pals.

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07 October 2026 07:52

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fesshole.bsky.social

30 September 2026 22:01

A slug lives in our kitchen. We tried taking him outside but he kept coming back so we gave up and have accepted him as one of our own. His name is Steve.